Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

THIS IS PAULY D, ISN’T IT?

Since it Looks as Though Harold and Niall Are the thee Single Men Now, I Propose a Game.

Let’s hide them both in the wild Amazonian Rainforest with 300 lucky Directioners and whoever finds one first wins. The question is if we’d be low enough to kill each other for it.

I probably would. Let’s be honest here.

vashappeninhaz asked: I miss you... you potato, my computers broken :(

Omg potato wifey.. I miss you too:(

My life’s been so hectic lately.. I’ve been cramming for geometry finals and going to baseball games and running a lot so people at the beach don’t mistake me for a washed up whale.

Four more days of school until I’m free.:)

So what’s been new with you lately?

Okay, Wanna Hear My Full Honest Truth?

I don’t get upset anymore when I see the boys’ relationships and relationship rumors. Ideally, I’d love to believe I have a chance with any of them. But I don’t.

I have a minimum of a five year age difference, live in another country from theirs, I’m not famous, and I’m ugly and pudgy.

At this point, I’m up for them living their lives as guys. They’ll date gorgeous girls, and I won’t be the one to step in the way as if I’d ever have a chance. I’ll just be happy for them and their relationships.

But ya know, if they wanna call me sometime, I’m in no way saying I wouldn’t be willing to date them;)

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